Teaser Bar is a final area and the end of the Unabandoned version of B3313.
Description[]
This place, as the name suggests, is a dimly lit, almost empty bar, floating somewhere among other nearby buildings in a blue void. The room contains the bar itself with two non-working doors beside and behind it, tables, chairs, and booths. A single, non-warping painting of a yellow car hangs on the wall accompanied by a sign.
In A2 Anniversary Edition, this area received several changes. There are now more Bob-omb Buddies and the painting was changed from a car to the Honey Queen from Super Mario Galaxy. The message on the sign has been changed and is a variation of the Bob-omb Buddy's message from Orange Hall.
Origins[]
This area appears to be an original creation; this area was made by BlackJoyStick. [1]
The music is a slowed down version of the Parallel Lobby theme in a different key. Prior to A2 Anniversary Edition, there was no music playing here.
Dialogue[]
Bob-omb Buddy at top of steps:[]
HI THERE!
Bob-omb Buddy at table:[]
IT'S PRETTY PEACEFUL UP HERE
Bob-omb Buddy at first booth:[]
HELLO THERE, STRANGER!
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE RECIPE OF MY FAVOURITE DRINK?
TAKE A PINCH FROM THE ESSENCE OF THE UNSEEN, MIX IT UP WITH A FRUIT FROM THE TREE OF FEAR, AND ADD A DROP OF DREAM ELIXIR!
MIX THEM WELL!
BEST BREWED FROM ALL FRESH INGREDIENTS!
Bob-omb Buddy at second booth:[]
I OFTEN COME HERE TO TALK ABOUT TECH, BUT THE CROWD TODAY IS NOT FAVORABLE.
THEY ARE INTERESTED, HOWEVER, THEY ALSO WANT TO GET CLOSE...
WHY???
Bob-omb Buddy at second booth:[]
ANOTHER FLOOD STRIKES... WHY DO THE OTHERS NOT JUST SWIM LIKE I DO?
Bob-omb Buddy at second booth:[]
MEOW!
I LOVE ACTING LIKE A CAT!
PURRRR...
Bob-omb Buddy at third booth:[]
THIS PLACE DOES KEEP CHANGING. WE KEEP TRACK OF WHAT HAPPENS IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND IT.
Bob-omb Buddy at third booth:[]
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?
A HOBBY OF MINE IS COOKING THE SOULS OF THE YOUNG.
THEY WILL FINALLY SHUT UP!
YOU CANNOT HAVE A TIME MACHINE!
WE CAN ONLY SPECULATE THE FUTURE.
Sign (prior to A2 Anniversary Edition):[]
COMING SOON
Sign:[]
AN ENDLESS NUMBER OF PATHS, WOVEN IN A TAPESTRY OF FALSE MEMORIES
DREAMS OF KINGDOMS LOST AND WON, WHISPERS OF BATTLES FOUGHT AND FORGOTTEN
REMEMBER THE LIGHT THAT DREW YOU HERE, THE PROMISE OF A WORLD BEYOND THE WALL
FOR EVEN IN THE DARKEST DEPTHS, PEACE BLOOMS, CARRIED ON THE WINGS OF A SILENT BEE
Warps[]
Leading here[]
- Star Road: Jump into the warp pipe on the red carpet with 233 stars or more.
Changelog[]
- Unabandoned A2 Anniversary Edition
- More Bob-omb Buddies added
- Painting changed from car to Honey Queen
- Sign message changed
- Music added
- Unabandoned hotfix
- Bob-omb will not look at the player until spoken to.
- Unabandoned
- Added Teaser Bar
Gallery[]
A2 Anniversary Edition[]
pre-A2 Anniversary Edition[]
Trivia[]
- In versions up to A2 Anniversary Edition, the Bob-omb Buddy and the sign next to the painting hint at the new decomp project by the Unabandoned Team, which was originally intended to be a port of B3313 but later branched off into a unique hack.
- In A2 Anniversary Edition, the Bob-omb Buddies at the entrance are a reference to various friendly NPCs from areas like Wet-Dry Paradise, while the other added Buddies are likely representations of various members of the A3 development team, along with the wiki staff. The sign serves as a closure to this ending.